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Wookie Defense (3.80 / 5) (#7)
by pgk (PG_King zzzzzzz (yahoo.com)) on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 15:07:49 EST
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From the South Park episode "Chef Aid".

"Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that; that does not make sense. Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall ewoks? That does not make sense! But more importantly, you have to ask yourself, `what does that have to do with this case?' Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense!" - Johnny Cochran in his Chewbacca defense

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