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SCOX Jargon File 1.1


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By ColonelZen, Section Logbooks
Posted on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 00:47:59 EST

This is the SCOX Jargon file. Please feel free to suggest new entries in comments.

Similarly after a while anyone so inclined is free to rewrite this with suggested new entries and an incremented version number as appropriate.

-- TWZ

  • Autozone: An auto parts distributor being sued by SCOX for copyright violations.  Allegedly for use of Linux.  

  • biff: Yahoo poster backinfullforce. The acronym also reference a historical Usenet poster noted for juvenile. Biff spends his internet life in defense of SCOX's position through a variety of context switching and misrepresentation of legal documents and statements. This infamy has been so prolonged, tenacious and profound that many actually admire him.

  • Caldera: The prior name of the company known as SCOX.  Caldera was an early pioneer in commercial Linux distributions.  It didn't work out.  In meiotic union Caldera merged with Santa Cruz Operations and subdivided into Tarantella and Caldera2 which was subsequently renamed The SCO group.

  • cc10: IBM's counter claim ten, fully briefed as of 2004-09-15 in which they ask the court to rule that Linux in no way infringes upon SCOX copyrights.

  • cc8: IBM's counter claim eight in which they ask the court to rule SCOX violated IBM's copyrights with respect to IBM's GPL released material in Linux.

  • CKX: The Yahoo finance board of Calcasieu Real Estate and Holdings, which had no postings to which grokwars was banished at it's height.  A few of it's detainees have escaped permanently, and some others are occasionally given day or weekend passes for good behavior.

  • Damlier-Chrysler: Being sued by SCOX ... for copyright violations of SysV when they canceled their license seven years earlier.  Judge Chabot bounced SCOX right out of her courtroom but the SCOX has tried various maneuvers to keep it alive based upon a ruling that possibly DC should have responded in less time to the initial letters from SCOX.

  • Flagon: A mythical dragon, chief protagonist in a series of very entertaining stories written and posted on SCOX by diogenese19348.

  • GrokLaw: http://www.groklaw.net/ A web site of some controversy on SCOX but which almost all agree does post useful commentary on the SCOX cases.

  • Grokwar: The flamefest between those offering immoderate support and immoderate dissent with various aspects of GrokLaw's practices and policies. http://www.ip-wars.net/story/2004/11/5/63016/7695

  • grokwhiner: (by special request of a grokwhiner) Someone who brings up grokwars on SCOX at every opportunity.

  • Kimball, Dale A., District Judge, District of Utah: Presiding judge of the SCOX v IBM and SCO v Novell cases.

  • Lanham Act: Title 15 USC Chapter 22.  Laws regarding Trademarks but SCOX is mostly concerned with its penalties for misrepresentation of goods and services by oneself or to disparage a competing product.  Concerned in an unhappy way.

  • ledite: One of the more entertaining if less lucid shills/trolls on SCOX.

  • llort: Troll backwards. A person or post of no real substance but likely to get recs for saying something many agree with.

  • loose, lose: FYI: loose means unbound.  lose is the antithesis of win.  Interchangeable in practice on SCOX.

  • Nazgul: A sobriquet for IBM's lawyers. They strike terror into their prey, and only a fool would seek a confrontation.

  • Novell: Being sued by SCOX for defamation of title to the Unix copyrights.  While still in the courts the early rounds did not go well for SCOX.  Novell, of course, is the company to whom AT&T subsidiary USL sold the Unix business, and who in turn sold something to Santa Cruz.  The details of what are part of what is in contention in the SCOX vs The World cases but it appears that Santa Cruz received only Unixware and the Unix licensing business.

  • plonk: verb meaning to add to one's ignore list.  Virtually onomatopoetic.

  • QNC, quality_not_compromise: An entertaining troll noted for his abhorrence of all things Linux.  May be the same person as quality_not_linuxlies, and commie_crusher.  Bizarre.

  • recs: The currency of exchange on the Yahoo message boards. Really meaningless except for really large numbers or a long history for a poster of getting moderate numbers.

  • rec ho, rec whore: Someone whose life is so meaningless that they desperately try to find affection and meaning through acquiring recs for their posts.

  • RedHat: From the turnabout is fair play department, suing SCOX for Lanham Act and interference with trade for SCOX's allegations regarding Linux.

  • shill: One who touts a stock.  On SCOX since most posters are of the opinion that SCOX is doomed to bankruptcy and dissolution the shill and troll are often used interchangeably.

  • Tarantella: Haploid sibling of SCOX (see Caldera).  The bad genes seem to be mostly confined to SCOX.

  • their, there, they're: "their" is the third person plural possessive pronoun. "they're" is a contraction for "they are". "there" a pronoun representing a location.  The laws of English have been suspended on the Yahoo SCOX board, and these may be used interchangeably.

  • to, too, two: to is a preposition or an auxiliary verb.  too is an adjective.  two is a number.  One may be used for the other as the denizens of SCOX think of typing as modern art.

  • to teh moon: A shill's typo which has become a cant phrase indicating the idiocy of shilldom on the SCOX board.

  • SCOX: The stock symbol for The SCO Group, and the name of the Yahoo message board.

  • Terekhov, Alex: Alex Terekhov, poster on SCOX who frequently sees a good debating tactic in calling others either Stupid or a Vegetable. Often "proves" his point by listing a large number or URLs often just back references to earlier posts of his own (thus proving little or nothing).  (And if you need a lawyer forgot all those who have given in and adhered to the terms of the the GPL, Alex will solve it all through the principle of first sale)(ex pgk)

  • SysV: The collective name for the Unix source developed by AT&T and still held by USL after USL v. BSDI.

  • TFAD: Troll for a day. Someone who is bored pretends to be a troll.

  • The One Who Must Not Be Named: Alex Terekhov, as mentioning him by name will summon him from the nether regions even after prolonged absence for another Ritual of First Sale and the GPL.

  • troll: Someone who posts controversial material with the intent of causing additional non informative exchanges.

  • USL v BSDI: That is Unix Systems Laboratories vs Berkeley Systems Design Incorporated.  AT&T developed the original Unix code, with lots of input from various corporations and universities.  The best known university where a great deal of development went on was University of California at Berkeley.  Some UC students (and faculty) formed BSDI to market the code written at UC which was commingled with original AT&T code, then administered by USL as a daughter corporation.  There followed a mighty battle whose songs are still sung by troubadours of the internet where nobody came away completely happy but the Berkeley code BSD came out after the dust settled essentially unencumbered as BSD still known in various flavors today while some code, nominally copyrighted but of very challengable provenance remained with USL and was known as SysV.  For many years the details of the settlement were a mystery, but that is beginning to become clear, but it remains highly likely that any specific SysV code can be challenged on copyright as being part of BSD or of otherwise unspecifiable origin.

  • Wells, Brooke, Magistrate Judge, District of Utah: Magistrate charged with overseeing discovery in SCO v IBM.

  • WAG: Wild Arsed Guess.  Somewhat institutionalized by the yahoeuvre site, meaning a guess without evidence or support of some future event.

  • Yah, yahoeuvre: http://warmcat.com/yahoeuvre/ A website gathering and maintaining statistics and histories of various posts and posters on SCOX and related boards.
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multinym/hydra (4.00 / 4) (#4)
by mikey (mikey at badpenguins dot com) on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 14:00:50 EST
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The practice of a poster using multiple pseudonyms for various reasons:

a) To make the exact same point in multiple posts in order to make their opinions appear legitimate to casual, uninformed readers.

b) Used to redirect discussion of any issues they deem hurtful to whatever cause and/or master they serve.

c) Used to make it appear as if their opinion is shared by many others, when in fact it isn't.

d) Used as a last resort used to drown out discussion of issues by shouting them down (see crapflooding).

Synonym: astroturf


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DISCLAIMER:
IANAL, may have no idea what the heck I am talking about, yadda yadda yadda.

Litigious Bastards (4.00 / 4) (#5)
by pgk (PG_King zzzzzzz (yahoo.com)) on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 14:19:29 EST
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See SCO.  A google bomb so searches on google for litigious bastards turns up SCO as the number one result (and hence the sire for I Feel Lucky).
See: http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=litigious+bastards&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf- 8&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official
and
http://www.litigiousbastards.com/


Darl-win-ism (därl w-nzm) n. (4.00 / 4) (#6)
by mikey (mikey at badpenguins dot com) on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 14:53:56 EST
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A theory of corporate evolution developed unwittingly by Darl McBride and others, stating that all corporations who can't rise shall instead fall through the natural selection of ill conceived and executed business strategies (often dreamed up while smoking crack) that decrease the corporation's ability to compete, survive, and produce a product that customers will pay for. Also called Darl's Business Plan.

Word origin: "Darl" gonna "Win" in court (crack house) "I, Self, and Me"


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DISCLAIMER:
IANAL, may have no idea what the heck I am talking about, yadda yadda yadda.

cc10 (4.00 / 4) (#14)
by pgk (PG_King zzzzzzz (yahoo.com)) on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 17:05:57 EST
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cc10: IBM's counter claim ten, fully briefed as of 2004-09-15 in which they ask the court to rule that Linux in no way infringes upon SCOX copyrights.

Is inaccurate, it's the PSJ motion for CC10 which is fully briefed, the court could still deny that motion, in which case further motions etc. relating to CC10 could occur and could form part of the courtroom action. (if we ever get there)

  • Re: cc10 by ColonelZen, 02/08/2005 17:18:31 EST (3.66 / 3)
Wookie Defense (3.80 / 5) (#7)
by pgk (PG_King zzzzzzz (yahoo.com)) on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 15:07:49 EST
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From the South Park episode "Chef Aid".

"Chewbacca is a wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that; that does not make sense. Why would a wookie, an 8 foot tall wookie, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall ewoks? That does not make sense! But more importantly, you have to ask yourself, `what does that have to do with this case?' Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case. It does not make sense!" - Johnny Cochran in his Chewbacca defense


Some more (3.75 / 4) (#3)
by mikey (mikey at badpenguins dot com) on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 13:50:32 EST
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Dead cat bounce - someone more financially inclined can define this.

Enderrism - The habitual mention of the words terrorism, violence, torture, kill, and zealot when Rob Enderle writes or speaks about linux or open source.

Endermeme - The use of Enderrism to plant unpleasant memes for anything linux or open source.

Examples:

I watched the tapes of the Nuremburg experiments that showcased how people put in positions of authority could be ordered to torture and kill other people and that the majority of those tested in the study failed the "humanity" test. Groups of people can do really bad things and not failing the humanity test became a personal goal.

 Stop for a moment and take the macro view, how does the behavior of the Linux attack force that has been focused on SCO and Microsoft really differ from other hate groups. If I even named these groups I would lose you so I won't, but isn't the behavior similar?





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briefcase, MIT rocket scientists (3.75 / 4) (#19)
by JCausey (jcausey@ip-wars.net) on Mon Feb 14th, 2005 at 12:45:32 EST
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briefcase - Early in the life of the SCO cases, former SCO exec Gregory Blepp was quoted as claiming he had the "infringing code" in his briefcase.  The term is now used on occasion to refer to the "repository" where SCO is keeping its evidence.

MIT rocket scientists - an apparently mythical group of experts who did some "deep diving" into the Linux code to find the infringements Darl claims exist.

Re: SCOX Jargon File 1.1 (3.66 / 3) (#16)
by ColonelZen (tzellers lieth within pobox of thy kingdom com) on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 18:27:28 EST
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resources from j_crit2 (just here as a reminder for me when I update)

And of course the Canopy exec team
h++p:/www.webtopia.com/aboutus/executiveteam.htm

 all means! Don't forget this link
h++p:
/facinet.com/sco/gang.php

What about paint? (3.60 / 5) (#1)
by Potential Recruit on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 06:38:32 EST
Paint: Blatant stock manipulation to make the price look good, especially on low volume. Here is an example (copyright manyhats23, license: CC Attribution Non-Commercial Share-Alike, Y! SCOX post 229205).

----8< QUOTE >8----

15:17:00
*Trade: 25100 shares @ $3.62
15:18:00
15:19:00
15:20:00
15:21:00
15:22:00
15:23:00
15:24:00
15:25:00
15:26:00
15:27:00
*Trade: 800 shares @ $3.71
*Trade: 100 shares @ $3.71
15:28:00
15:29:00
*Trade: 1800 shares @ $3.72
*Trade: 100 shares @ $3.73
15:30:00
*Trade: 100 shares @ $3.72
*Trade: 100 shares @ $3.71
15:31:00
*Trade: 100 shares @ $3.73
*Trade: 100 shares @ $3.75
*Trade: 1100 shares @ $3.77
*Trade: 1900 shares @ $3.77
*Trade: 500 shares @ $3.77
*Trade: 800 shares @ $3.78
*Trade: 1000 shares @ $3.79
*Trade: 1016 shares @ $3.80
*Trade: 100 shares @ $3.86
*Trade: 100 shares @ $3.88
*Trade: 100 shares @ $3.87
*Trade: 200 shares @ $3.88
*Trade: 1100 shares @ $3.88
*Trade: 1984 shares @ $3.87
*Trade: 1000 shares @ $3.92
*Trade: 100 shares @ $3.92
*Trade: 100 shares @ $3.93
15:32:00
*Trade: 400 shares @ $4.00
*Trade: 100 shares @ $4.00
*Trade: 600 shares @ $4.00
15:33:00
*Trade: 900 shares @ $4.11
*Trade: 600 shares @ $4.12
15:34:00
*Trade: 1000 shares @ $4.13
*Trade: 100 shares @ $4.14
----8< QUOTE >8----

Paintblaster(R) 2000: Mythical stock manipulation program to paint stocks.

  • Re: What about paint? by FrogstarRobot, 02/08/2005 21:03:53 EST (3.75 / 4)
  • Re: What about paint? by Sunny, 02/08/2005 16:54:07 EST (3.00 / 3)
    • Re: What about paint? by FrogstarRobot, 02/08/2005 21:01:04 EST (3.75 / 4)
      • Re: What about paint? by codswallet, 03/08/2005 08:43:15 EST (3.75 / 4)
Novell (3.60 / 5) (#11)
by pgk (PG_King zzzzzzz (yahoo.com)) on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 16:33:15 EST
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#  Novell: Being sued by SCOX for defamation of title to the Unix copyrights

Should be slander of title.


Re: SCOX Jargon File 1.1 (3.50 / 4) (#2)
by Potential Recruit on Tue Feb 8th, 2005 at 11:50:23 EST
How could you forget MERKEY?!?!?!?!  (I'll leave it up to you to come up with the definition).

Another suggestion:  

SCOBAG

sco·bag  

( P )  Pronunciation Key  (skobg)
n. Slang

    An executive of an alleged Utah software company regarded as despicable.

  • Better in a GL Jargon file. by ColonelZen, 02/08/2005 15:38:49 EST (3.50 / 4)
    • Re: Better in a GL Jargon file. by mikey, 02/08/2005 16:06:18 EST (3.75 / 4)
      • Re: Better in a GL Jargon file. by ColonelZen, 02/08/2005 16:14:36 EST (3.50 / 4)
        • Re: Better in a GL Jargon file. by mikey, 02/08/2005 16:59:58 EST (4.00 / 4)
Re: SCOX Jargon File 1.1 (2.50 / 4) (#20)
by terekhov on Tue Mar 8th, 2005 at 06:44:20 EST
(User Info)
> (And if you need a lawyer forgot all those who
> have given in and adhered to the terms of the
> the GPL, Alex will solve it all through the
> principle of first sale)

and, in addition to first sale, through the
"principle" of copyright misuse. Go read
http://www.fsf.org/blogs/licensing/freeasinbombs
for example. FSF's "goal" is barred by the
doctrine of first sale and the doctrine of
copyright misuse.

regards,
alexander.


Bye bye spambot (none / 1) (#24)
by Potential Recruit on Mon Nov 27th, 2006 at 14:11:02 EST
This used to be a spambot post that is flooding the site. Due to volume, I had to resort to this while I work to block access by these bots. My apologies - thanks for your patience.

Jeff

Bye bye spambot (none / 0) (#25)
by Potential Recruit on Tue Nov 28th, 2006 at 11:14:45 EST
This used to be a spambot post that is flooding the site. Due to volume, I had to resort to this while I work to block access by these bots. My apologies - thanks for your patience.

Jeff

Bye bye spambot (none / 0) (#26)
by Potential Recruit on Tue Nov 28th, 2006 at 14:29:37 EST
This used to be a spambot post that is flooding the site. Due to volume, I had to resort to this while I work to block access by these bots. My apologies - thanks for your patience.

Jeff

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